If you go to Georgetown and you haven’t been to Vittles for a late-night Ben & Jerry’s run, Snaxa for your Friday night chaser needs, Midnight to get a Rainbow Fish, or Hilltoss to get a salad, you need to get out more. Seriously, the dorms here aren’t super nice anyways.
It only takes a few weeks at Georgetown to notice that each Corp location, even if they sell the same items, has its own personality. Whether it be hipster-trendy (cough-cough, Hilltoss) or laid-back-and-chill (cough-cough, Snaxa), each location holds a special place in our hearts.
So which celebrity most resembles the personality in each Corp location? Read on to find out:
Hoya Snaxa: James Franco
James Franco is notorious for being, well, kinda weird, but at the same time, he’s extremely lovable – I mean, who doesn’t want to watch a James Franco movie? Snaxa represents just that: kinda weird, laid-back, but ultimately lovable. Thank you Snaxa, for all of those ginger ales that accompanied me to New South pregames.
Mug: Zac Efron
Zac Efron has played a frat star in too many movies to count, but at least he makes a really hot one. Mug represents that fratty-vibe, and it’s location is pretty hot (class in ICC? White Gravenor? Reiss? Mug got you covered).
Hilltoss: Gwyneth Paltrow
Organic, healthy, and friendly to the environment, Gwyneth Paltrow is Hilltoss. Not to mention she can sing, and Hilltoss’s music selection is always OP.
Vital Vittles: Ellen DeGeneres
Who doesn’t love Vittles? Who doesn’t love Ellen? Whether you’re there at 1 AM for a late-night Talenti (me last weekend), or if you’re there to grab some paper towels and hummus (a strange combo, but both very essential to college life), Vittles will always be there for you when you need it.
Uncommon Grounds: Emma Roberts
Emma Roberts represents that all-natural beauty – just like UG and its coffee. Not to mention Emma Roberts is like that under-dog actress that can also sing, because UG puts on an “Uncommon Sounds” open-mic night every few weeks to showcase some of Georgetown’s underrated talent.
Midnight Mug: Adam Sandler
Why Adam Sandler? Well, turns out he’s just in a list of overly-cheesy, pretty terrible movies, yet he’s still a hilarious actor. That’s Midnight – right on the second floor of Lau, arguably the worst place on this campus, it makes the library and your studying bearable.
Catering: The Fourth Jonas Brother
When you think of Corp locations, do you ever think of Corp Catering? Probably not. Just like the forgotten fourth Jonas brother, Catering is little-known but still extremely important. Bagels? Fruit cups? Thank Catering. BTW – his name is Frankie Jonas.
Accounting: Andy Samberg
Accounting is low-key super smart and nerdy, but at the same time knows how to crack a joke and have fun every once in a while. And Andy Samberg is a goof-ball, but we just love to laugh at him and with him.
ITM: Michael Cera
ITM is the Corp’s group of nerds, but lovable nerds. And who doesn’t love Michael Cera? Thanks ITM for keeping the Corp alive and thriving – I attribute my Sunday Americanos and Walden salads to you.