It doesn’t take more than a few minutes of walking around Colgate’s campus to figure out just how addicted we all are to coffee. Without it, we would be mere zombies roaming the rolling hills of Hamilton, New York. Describing the relationship between Colgate students and caffeinated beverages as “codependent” would be an understatement, to say the least.
Now, it’s a little-known fact, but the specific coffee that you drink here at Colgate actually says a lot about you. Whether it’s a Frank Starbucks frappuccino or a hot piping cup of Death Wish from the Steep Tea Cafe, the drink that you choose speaks volumes about you as a person.
1. Iced Coffee
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You’re an individual, and you don’t care what anyone else has to say about it. You play by your own rules. Nobody can tell you that it’s too cold out for iced coffee. You proudly flaunt your freezing cold beverage as you as trudge to class in the equally freezing cold weather, and you love every minute of it. Also, you really like straws.
2. Black Coffee
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There is nobody out there as hardcore as you. People don’t just respect you. They fear you. Your soul is just as dark as your beverage, and you could probably kill a man with your bare hands, no milk or sugar needed.
3. Death Wish
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You’re a diligent, dedicated and possibly slightly obsessive student. The Steep Tea Cafe’s specialty beverage flows through your veins as you power through essay after presentation after test after midterm. You put schoolwork above all else and may or may not be enrolled in seven different courses all at once. You’ve probably been awake for at least the past three weeks.
4. Latte
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Just like your favorite caffeinated beverage, you are quite versatile. Sometimes you’re sugary sweet. Sometimes you’re a bit spicy. And sometimes you smell vaguely of pumpkin spice.You almost always have a slight milk-foam mustache, and you secretly love it.
5. Frappuccino
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You’re an extremely talented liar. Somehow, you have managed to convince all of the people in your life that you actually like coffee. But in reality, you just really like chocolate and caramel, and whipped cream. With such fantastic acting skills, you may want to pursue a major in theater. Or political science.
So, does your description match up with your favorite coffee?