SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

You take your alcohol straight, no chaser (alright maybe just one sip of Diet Coke). On a Friday night you can be found in a dimly lit apartment, listening to "old records" (Spotify), talking about man buns and dying your hair blue.

Beer

You prefer a cold brew to liquor. On a Friday night you can be found in the inexplicably damp basement of a frat house, holding an off-brand red cup full of Natty Light and yelling over the shitty party music at some kid you hardly know from your Spanish class.

Wine

You prefer to get buzzed on a fine wine, probably something like Franzia or Barefoot, because you're still a broke college student after all. On a Friday night you can be found on your futon with a Tervis full of wine from a box, wearing a cat sweater, watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix and waiting for your hair dye to set in.

Frozen

You prefer a frozen drink, like a margarita or daiquiri. On a Friday night you can be found tending to your spray-tan, sitting in a backyard, drinking a margarita out of a pouch from the grocery store and dreaming of being on a beach with a hot bartender who you'd never have the guts to talk to in real life.

Mixed Drink

You prefer a mixed drink, such as a jack and coke, or any flavored vodka with sprite. On a Friday night you can be found pre-gaming in the hallway of your friends dorm, holding a water bottle full of liquid that the RA knows isn't just Diet Coke, and asking everybody to weigh in on the caption of the Instagram picture you're going to post tonight.

Jello Shots

You prefer to consume your alcohol by awkwardly slurping it out of an inconveniently shaped plastic cup. On a Friday night you can be found on the dance floor of the trashiest bar in town, singing along to the remixed version of a song you don't even know the words to and dancing with a guy who's going to text you every Sunday morning at 2am for the rest of the semester.