25. Anything from the farmer’s market
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Sweet potatoes, spinach, kale, you name it.
24. Kind bars
23. Greek yogurt
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Photo by Maia Vernacchia
Greek yogurt trumps regular yogurt anyday. Bonus points if it’s pumpkin-flavored.
22. Skinny margaritas
21. Vegan anything
20. Raw almonds
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19. Turkey or veggie burgers
18. Apples picked from an orchard
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Photo by Maggie Gorman
If you forget to Instagram a picture of yourself picking apples, did it really happen?
17. Hummus and pita chips
16. Bagels
With pumpkin spice cream cheese, of course.
15. Coconut water
What else would a basic bitch drink after Spinning or Pilates?
14. Salad
With dressing on the side, of course.
13. Homemade cookies
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Photo by Peter Yu
12. Quinoa
Anything with quinoa is like, so trendy.
11. Chia seeds
Super food alert!
10. Vodka soda
“Um, I just want to get as drunk as I can with the fewest calories possible.”
9. Gluten-free anything
8. Speculoos cookie butter
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Photo by Becky Hughes
I can eat cookie butter straight out of the jar if I SoulCycle for the next week, I think.
7. Air-popped popcorn
No butter, no salt, just air and popped kernels.
6. Nutella
5. Pressed juices
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Photo by Daisy Dolan
“I’m on a juice cleanse.”
4. Frozen yogurt
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Photo by Grace Hagan
Like eating ice cream (with your favorite toppings!) without actually eating ice cream.
3. Avocado toast
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Photo by Gabby Phi
2. Pumpkin spice lattes
Bonus points if it’s in a holiday-themed Starbucks cup.
And finally, the most basic food of all time…
1. Dark chocolate
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Photo by Denise Lu
How many basic bitches do you know who don’t like dark chocolate? Approximately zero. Point proven: dark chocolate is the most basic food of all time. Bonus points if it’s dark chocolate from Trader Joe’s.