25. Anything from the farmer’s market

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Sweet potatoes, spinach, kale, you name it.

24. Kind bars

23. Greek yogurt

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Greek yogurt trumps regular yogurt anyday. Bonus points if it’s pumpkin-flavored.

22. Skinny margaritas

21. Vegan anything

20. Raw almonds

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19. Turkey or veggie burgers

18. Apples picked from an orchard

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If you forget to Instagram a picture of yourself picking apples, did it really happen?

17. Hummus and pita chips

16. Bagels

With pumpkin spice cream cheese, of course.

15. Coconut water

What else would a basic bitch drink after Spinning or Pilates?

14. Salad

With dressing on the side, of course.

13. Homemade cookies

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12. Quinoa

Anything with quinoa is like, so trendy.

11. Chia seeds

Super food alert!

10. Vodka soda

“Um, I just want to get as drunk as I can with the fewest calories possible.”

9. Gluten-free anything

8. Speculoos cookie butter

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I can eat cookie butter straight out of the jar if I SoulCycle for the next week, I think.

7. Air-popped popcorn

No butter, no salt, just air and popped kernels.

6. Nutella

5. Pressed juices

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“I’m on a juice cleanse.”

4. Frozen yogurt

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Like eating ice cream (with your favorite toppings!) without actually eating ice cream.

3. Avocado toast

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2. Pumpkin spice lattes

Bonus points if it’s in a holiday-themed Starbucks cup.

And finally, the most basic food of all time…

1. Dark chocolate

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How many basic bitches do you know who don’t like dark chocolate? Approximately zero. Point proven: dark chocolate is the most basic food of all time. Bonus points if it’s dark chocolate from Trader Joe’s.