Prince William once said “Ask your son or daughter over the holidays if they know what Ma Bells is. If they answer yes, perhaps remove their wine glasses out of reach.” Perhaps St Andrews does have a slight drinking problem (ahem, Raisin), but we do have completely justified reasons. I mean, we have more pubs per square mile than any other university, according to the BBC. What do you expect?

So let’s embrace these four years of being in close vicinity to twenty-two fantastic pubs, because it’s past three p.m., the sun is already down, and you know you want to. The only question is: which bar are you tonight?


  1. Which social situation is most appealing to you right now?

  2. Pick a song that describes your current mood.

  3. How would you describe your day?

  4. How would you describe your personal style?

  5. Pick a drink.

  6. Where do you want your night to end?

  7. Pick an item you'd buy at Tesco.

  8. What's one thing you've always wanted to do?