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Binghamton Bar Crawl, as Explained by Ron Burgundy

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Shavonna Hinton Student Contributor, Binghamton University - SUNY
This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Binghamton chapter and does not reflect the views of Spoon University.

Prepping with your bros for the days debauchery.

Then you arrive at the first bar after a long drunken walk.

But you see your bae is chatting it up with someone other than you.

It’s alright though because your Bar Crawl t-shirt game is on point.

After eating one of the “Free Cookies” offered on State Street.

You head to Pasquale’s for some pizza, only to be cut in line by a group of freshman.

You’ve been drinking since 10am though so you’re still very happy and drunk.

Then your friends tell you that you’re a little too drunk.

And a post-finals stress and liquor induced argument between you all of your friends ensues.

Then it’s back home for a mid-day nap, no pants time!

You wake up starving and the drunchies become all too real.

Then you head back downtown for more mayhem.

The rest of the night is a blur and the next day you’re hungover, but remember what a blast you had the day before.