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9 Yolk Porn #SpoonFeed Photos That’ll Get You Feeling Hot and Bothered

We’re definitely not one to judge y’all for your diets, but how could any sane person resist putting an egg on anything? Here are some #SpoonFeed photos of the week that show yolk porn in its true glory.

A photo posted by kate malczewski (@biddiekitchen) on Jun 4, 2015 at 7:23am PDT

“We never go out of style.” –Avocado toast

A photo posted by Biergarten (@biergartenla) on Jun 2, 2015 at 4:10pm PDT

Pork sandwich of boneless back ribs, pineapple slaw, pickled onions, fried egg and sweet Asian glaze. @biergartenla knows how to make a solid sandwich.

A photo posted by City Tavern DTLA (@citytaverndtla) on Jun 7, 2015 at 12:49pm PDT

That Hollandaise is everything.

A photo posted by Elena Besser (@elenabesser) on Jun 4, 2015 at 10:07am PDT

Goat cheese + yolk porn = a match made in heaven. Because goat cheese is amazing, here’s another way to use it.

A photo posted by Food Drunk. (@food.drunk) on Jun 4, 2015 at 5:22am PDT

Go to Egg Shop in NYC right now. That is an order.

A photo posted by cherryl hanson-bull / stylist (@helenahandbasketbull) on Jun 5, 2015 at 7:28am PDT

Would give nearly everything to eat these right now. You can never have enough tacos, so here’s 11 more you have to try.

A photo posted by NYC Dining (@nycdining) on Jun 1, 2015 at 11:22am PDT

Meet “The Spicy Spaniard.” A dapper young sandwich with egg, Serrano ham, Manchego cheese, pickled jalapeños, lettuce and tomato compote on a Pugliese roll. If you’ve never heard of Manchego, here’s some cheese 101.

A photo posted by Ericca Smith (@smilees) on Jun 4, 2015 at 7:57pm PDT

All naan flatbreads should come with egg. And because flatbreads are the perfect snack, you should make this one right now.

A photo posted by wendy kou (@wendykou) on Jun 3, 2015 at 6:43pm PDT

New life goal: learn how to make pastrami smoked salmon if not solely to recreate this awesome breakfast sandwich.

Alright, now try making breakfast tomorrow and not attempting one of these creations. Actually, don’t. That would require way too much self restraint. Just don’t fight it. Egg on, people.

Don't even try ignoring the power of yolk porn: