Denny’s, the much beloved late night diner serving everyone from the elderly to drunk college kids, has quickly become an Internet sensation. Love it or hate it, you can’t deny its creativity. At first it seems like a parody account, but that blue check mark of certified Denny’s authenticity doesn’t lie. Here are 9 of the diner’s best legendary tweets:
1. The best type of strip club
IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT THE CLUB CAN WAIT WHERE ARE THE CHICKEN STRIPS
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) December 6, 2015
IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT THE CLUB CAN WAIT WHERE ARE THE CHICKEN STRIPS
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) December 6, 2015
We’re all thinking it, but no one was willing to admit it. Thank you, Denny’s, for reading every college kids’ inner psyche.
2. The surprisingly complex anatomy of a jack-o-lantern
imagine you cut open a pumpkin & inside was a little pumpkin-fairy man & wife eating pancakes before work? well, you’d blow their minds.
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) October 15, 2015
imagine you cut open a pumpkin & inside was a little pumpkin-fairy man & wife eating pancakes before work? well, you’d blow their minds.
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) October 15, 2015
Hey Denny’s, have you been wakin’ and bakin’ with Willie Nelson recently?
3. Take note, Rebecca Black
friday? more like pie-day. more like shove 13 pies in your pie-hole cause it’s the dang weekend and you’re getting wild.
with pie.
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) October 9, 2015
friday? more like pie-day. more like shove 13 pies in your pie-hole cause it’s the dang weekend and you’re getting wild.
with pie.
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) October 9, 2015
Finally, pie getting the love and recognition it deserves.
4. Pancakes > political science
dad: so how’s the new school year been so far?
son: *stares at pancakes for four hours*
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 27, 2015
dad: so how’s the new school year been so far?
son: *stares at pancakes for four hours*
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 27, 2015
Yes, I’m still scared of the library. No, I don’t have a boyfriend. Yes, I still eat ramen noodles in my bed at weird hours of the night.
5. Cheese blankets are the best blankets
they should make quesadillas big enough to double as heat blankets
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) January 21, 2016
they should make quesadillas big enough to double as heat blankets
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) January 21, 2016
The only way I survived Snowpocalypse 2k16.
6. Calling all philosophy majors
what if rudolph was a red potato and santa was like get that potato to the front of the sleigh I can’t see!!!!
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) December 25, 2015
what if rudolph was a red potato and santa was like get that potato to the front of the sleigh I can’t see!!!!
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) December 25, 2015
At first this makes no sense, but then you realize that potatoes have eyes and that Denny’s just blew your freakin’ mind.
7. A pickle for every citizen, and a citizen for every pickle
cover me in 5.6 million pickles
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 9, 2015
cover me in 5.6 million pickles
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) September 9, 2015
The diner version of 50 Shades of Grey.
8. America’s most badass diner since 1953
*EXTREME DENNYS*
?: before u parachute to your table can I get your order?
?: N
A
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— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) August 20, 2015
*EXTREME DENNYS*
?: before u parachute to your table can I get your order?
?: N
A
C
H
O
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— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) August 20, 2015
Sometimes you just gotta remember that the job market may look bad, but someone is literally getting paid to write these.
9. Blackout or back out, as I always say
walk into the club sandwich like wait how did i get in this sandwich
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) August 11, 2015
walk into the club sandwich like wait how did i get in this sandwich
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) August 11, 2015
Friday night, y’all.