Let’s be real here, when you see that D Hall has peanut butter pie, you’re not just having one piece. You’re gonna slide a few more onto one plate as you shamelessly walk back to your table content with your decision to completely indulge because it’s so worth it.
I hit the JMU streets to find out just exactly what students would do for a piece of that good-good and the answers I received were honestly not that shocking because peanut butter pie is the dankest ish on the planet. Check it.
Peanut butter pie with crushed Oreos, #jmudining is on point today ? A photo posted by Cecelia Bruns (@ceceliabedelia) on Sep 26, 2012 at 9:48am PDT
1. Lick the J Maddy statue.
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If Barney Stinson and Ted Mosby can lick the liberty bell for fun, then you can definitely take a stab at licking the life size James Madison statue for some peanut butter pie. Just think, you’ll immediately be rewarded with a savory mix of peanut butter and chocolate flavors melting in your mouth that will have you feeling bold. Be glad you accepted the challenge.
2. Selfie with a professor.
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Get up in the middle of class, walk to the front, “SELFIE!”, then sit down or drop mic and leave. I’m not saying this will get you on your professors good side, but you can immediately drown you worries in a piece of heaven that exists in JMU’s peanut butter pie. If you’re feelin’ it, bring a selfie stick with you and get the whole class in it. You’ll be giving Ellen Degeneres a run for her money. #selfieoftheyear
3. Memorize the Constitution.
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“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union…” Amendment after amendment and article after article, just know that this challenge would grant you an unlimited supply of peanut butter pie. You’d be proud, Mr. Madison would be impressed, and your stomach would be smiling from love handle to love handle. You’ll feel hella American.
4. Streak the Quad.
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If you’re feeling ballsy, go for it. Actually, just do it whether you’re scared, nervous, or hesitant. Just think of how exhilarating it would be to run bare ass down the most well known part of JMU’s campus. Cross something off your bucket list and revel in your latest accomplishment with some peanut butter pie.
5. Dance on the stacks on the third floor of Carrier Library.
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Look at how much fun members of The Breakfast Club had when they danced around their library. You have a blast, and students can take a break from the books and join in. Next thing you know, a spontaneous flash mob happens.
6. Shave my hair to say JMU.
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You’ll be representing school spirit to the max, but good for you. JMU loves you for it and you love JMU.
7. I don’t like peanut butter pie.
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K. That needs to change.