Lifestyle
7 Signs Your School Has a Subpar Dining Hall
Walk into the caf like, “whaddup I kinda wanna leave.” The struggle of having a sh*tty dining hall is an unparalleled pain. Just kidding, but not really.
As a student who is quite literally in love with food and the act of eating in itself, it can be a challenge to feel satisfied after eating a meal on campus. Allow me to take you on a spiritual journey down the road of a little something I call my life. On a positive note, horrendous cafeteria food makes you appreciate bangin’ food that much more.
If you can relate to the list below, then congrats! Your dining hall could definitely be a lot better and could probably not get much worse. God bless you.
There are more and better options on family weekend and accepted students days.
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Poor innocent souls.
The few fruits that are offered are generally bruised, beaten up, or won’t be ripe until 2017.
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“Yes! Another rock hard plum; it’s everything I’ve ever wanted in life!” said every student ever.
You are never quite sure what that mystery meat is…
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Haha “pork.” I get it, you’re making a joke.
You immediately regret what you have done as soon as you leave.
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Unfortunately, what happens at the caf does not stay at the caf, as you will usually see it again a couple hours. Post up and let it rip!
Despite the constant complaints, you know that there is no other cafeteria you would rather have.
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Oh God no, I’m totally kidding. I would give away my left arm to get some actual food around here.
Helpful hint: keep low expectations and never be disappointed. And when I say low, I mean virtually non-existent. Thanks.
But remember, you can always order pizza.
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Looking for some dining hall advice to make your visit more bearable? Check out the links below: