Wine is a tasty way to lighten the mood at any get-together, but we’ve all suffered someone who took it a little too seriously. You know the type: she holds the cup aloft with three fingers, swishing the drink around the glass before wafting the aroma toward her nose. Pause. She takes the smallest sip, moving it around her tongue for what seems like days until finally pronouncing the flavor as–wait for it–“big”. All for a bottle of wine you picked up at Costco for $6.99.
Whether the finer language of this classy alcohol escapes you, or you’ve created your own major in the Origins of Wine in the Middle East, entertain the child in you with these clever wine-themed gifts.
1. Wine Glass Writers
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Oh, just because I’m 21 now means I can’t bring markers to the dinner table? Not anymore. Stick it to the haters and order your own set here.
2. All You Need Is Wine Party Game
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The name really says it all. Order online here, and introduce a little friendly competition at your next get-together.
3. The Corkcicle
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Here’s one for all you utilitarians out there–this toy actually serves a purpose. A fun way to keep your whites chilled, you can order online here.
4. Bendy Straw Bottle Aerator
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Sure, we may not fully understand what an aerator does, but hey does this look cool or what? Get it here.
5. Bird Wine Glass Markers
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Afraid of losing your glass? Stake your claim with one of these colorful clip-ons.
6. Rewined Candle
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Alright, so this one may not be a wine accessory. But what better way to reminisce on all your escapades at the end of the night than with a candle that smells like Pinot Noir? Find it in your favorite red or white here.
7. Wine2Go Foldable Wine Bottle
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Desperately need some wine for the road? Feeling a little Canadian? This foldable wine pouch has got your back.
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