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47 Food Puns We’re Too Embarrassed to Use, But Still Laugh At

Nothing beets a good food pun. As a pun enthusiast myself, I truly believe that the caption is just as (if not more) important than the picture being posted, so why not spice it up with a quick-witted remark? While I walnut give up my best puns for no raisin, I also don’t want to be too shellfish. So here are some grate yokes you should be using, but lettuce not get curried a whey. There’s too much at steak to get too crazy.

1. I’m kinda a big dill

Photo by Hannah Petersen

2. Cereal killer

Photo courtesy of blogspot.com

3. Blurred limes

Photo by Christin Urso

4. B*tch, peas

Photo by Jenny Georgieva

5. You ought to be proscuittoed for tasting this good

Photo by Regan Fitzgerald

6. Don’t go bacon my heart

Photo by Jocelyn Hsu

7. Another one bites the crust

Photo by Samantha Cooper

8. Raisin the roof

Photo by Ta Lei

9. This looks amaizing

Photo by Jenny Georgieva

10. It’s mint to be

Photo by Jocelyn Hsu

11. Romaine calm

Photo by Sally Kim

12. You’re kiwing me

Photo by Caroline Liu

13. I don’t wanna taco ’bout it

Photo courtesy of @doshermanostacos on Instagram

14. In pizza we crust

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15. Olive you

Photo by Jessica Kelly

16. Donut give up

Photo courtesy of @hungrybocagals on Instagram

17. Marco pollo

Photo by Jocelyn Hsu

18. Everyday I’m trufflin’

Photo by Maggie Gorman

19. I loaf you

Photo by Jasmine Tang

20. I’m avocontrol

Photo by Sarah Silbiger

21. You look radishing

Photo by Kristine Mahan

22. I wanna hold your ham

Photo by Lily Chin

23. Another one bites the crust

Photo by Jenny Georgieva

24. I yolk up like this

Photo by Lauren Feld

25. Girls just wanna have funfetti

Photo by Samantha Cooper

26. I’m so eggcited and I just can’t hide it

Photo by Caty Schnack

27. A penne for your thoughts

Photo by Jocelyn Hsu

28. It takes two to mango

Photo by Haley Durham

29. Go shawty it’s sherbet day

Photo courtesy of timeout.com

30. This sure is grape

Photo by Kate Zizmor

31. Relish the moment

Photo by Drew Glaeser

32. Ah beet it!

Photo by Kate Zizmor

33. Just for the halibut

Photo by Jesse Palma

34. It’s nice to be kneaded

Photo by Torey Walsh

35. Batter up

Photo by Jocelyn Hsu

36. Ah, matcha better

Photo by Samantha Cooper

37. This is legendairy

Photo by Torey Walsh

38. Espresso yourself

Photo by Samantha Cooper

39. How you brewin’?

Photo by Christin Urso

40. Say cheese

Photo by Samantha Cooper

41. I cannoli imagine how good this tastes

Photo by Samantha Cooper

42. You’re brewtiful

Photo by Samantha Cooper

43. They see me rollin’

Photo by Hayden Carder

44. Oreo jealous?

Photo by Torey Walsh

45. Holy crepe

Photo by Jenny Georgieva

46. I juice can’t get enough

Photo by Jocelyn Hsu

47. Now that’s a wrap

Photo by Bari Blanga

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