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47 Food Puns We’re Too Embarrassed to Use, But Still Laugh At
Nothing beets a good food pun. As a pun enthusiast myself, I truly believe that the caption is just as (if not more) important than the picture being posted, so why not spice it up with a quick-witted remark? While I walnut give up my best puns for no raisin, I also don’t want to be too shellfish. So here are some grate yokes you should be using, but lettuce not get curried a whey. There’s too much at steak to get too crazy.
1. I’m kinda a big dill
2. Cereal killer
3. Blurred limes
4. B*tch, peas
5. You ought to be proscuittoed for tasting this good
6. Don’t go bacon my heart
7. Another one bites the crust
8. Raisin the roof
9. This looks amaizing
10. It’s mint to be
11. Romaine calm
12. You’re kiwing me
13. I don’t wanna taco ’bout it
14. In pizza we crust
15. Olive you
16. Donut give up
17. Marco pollo
18. Everyday I’m trufflin’
19. I loaf you
20. I’m avocontrol
21. You look radishing
22. I wanna hold your ham
23. Another one bites the crust
24. I yolk up like this
25. Girls just wanna have funfetti
26. I’m so eggcited and I just can’t hide it
27. A penne for your thoughts
28. It takes two to mango
29. Go shawty it’s sherbet day
30. This sure is grape
31. Relish the moment
32. Ah beet it!
33. Just for the halibut
34. It’s nice to be kneaded
35. Batter up
36. Ah, matcha better
37. This is legendairy
38. Espresso yourself
39. How you brewin’?
40. Say cheese
41. I cannoli imagine how good this tastes
42. You’re brewtiful
43. They see me rollin’
44. Oreo jealous?
45. Holy crepe
46. I juice can’t get enough
47. Now that’s a wrap
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