At Spoon University, we’re obsessed with avocados. And, we’re not alone because tons of people on Twitter have tweeted about their avocado experiences for the world to enjoy. Whether it’s in Chipotle guacamole or a chocolate chip avocado cookie, we’re always down to feast on some avocado halves.
1. Your reaction after you first try an avocado
I could eat avocado everyday for the rest of my life
— Jesse (@UhmJesse) January 31, 2016
Serve guacamole at my funeral, please.
2. After you realize how expensive they are
AN AVOCADO??? IN THIS ECONOMY!?!?
— Avocado (@avocadofact) February 3, 2016
ONE DOLLAR? AND IT’S ON SALE? No, but really… what’s the real price?
3. But you know they’re a good investment
we can rent a house with a backyard with a avocado tree @jaimebrennan_xo @melihaselin05
— isabel (@isabelnelson_) January 30, 2016
Roommate requirements: must be as obsessed with avocados as you.
4. Because avocados have so much potential
You can literally put avocado on anything
— my high thoughts (@xelAMartinez) January 30, 2016
Proof that you can eat avocado all day, errryday.
5. Like, have you tried avocado toast?
I’m in a relationship with avocado toast
— Janice Griffith (@thejanicexxx) February 4, 2016
Avocado toast is the bomb.
6. BECAUSE AVOCADO TOAST IS NOT BASIC
@hazelcills i wish everyone would leave avocado toast alone it is a nutritious, quick, & filling meal that is cheap when you make it @ home
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) July 21, 2015
Why would you even try toast that doesn’t involve avocado?
7. Have you tried avocado pizza?
Avocado on pizza is next level
— aly fischer (@alyssafischer_) January 30, 2016
Eternal bliss. Also known as the moment two of your faves get combined into one.
8. Or avocado juice?
Omg the best avocado juice ever ? 5 ringgit je pulak tu. pic.twitter.com/XkQUn125mJ
— Arlina Banana (@arlinabanana) February 8, 2016
There’s also avocado bubble tea!
9. CHEESECAKE?
Has anyone heard of someone making an avocado cheesecake?!
— Harley ॐ Quinn (@nessaxnerd) January 30, 2016
Yes, avocados can also be sweet.
10. And the best of all: GUACAMOLE
A musical about an avocado with big guacamole dreams.
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 3, 2016
We know it’s extra. Sometimes you gotta splurge.
11. When you realize there’s no guac at a party
@maddyradtke pic.twitter.com/ZTFHEzySUf
— i am dan howell (@ashtonsbxtt) February 2, 2016
So you return to your dorm to make your own guac.
12. It’s basically why food tastes good
I don’t know what I want to eat but I know I want avocado to be involved.
— NeeshTaughtYou (@BIGNeesh_) January 30, 2016
It’s especially great when paired with eggs.
13. They’re therapeutic
someone give me an avocado to get rid of my worries..
— ૐō̄m (@Jaymee_Danielle) February 1, 2016
Plus, they have so many health benefits.
14. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t any cons
just bought a ‘ready to eat’ avocado that wasn’t actually ready to eat
i’m sad
— Niki Albon (@NikiAlbon) February 8, 2016
Maybe you could try microwaving it?
15. Because finding “the one” is such a struggle
Do I have a better chance of winning Powerball or finding a perfectly ripe avocado?
— Alie Martell (@aliemartell) January 13, 2016
Btw, if I won the lottery, I’d spend all my money on avocados.
16. For example, they take forever to ripen
” I brought an avocado the other day so it should probably be ripe by the time we graduate”
— Rose Alexander (@rosealexxander) January 30, 2016
Did I mention that you could celebrate graduation with avocado truffles?
17. Or they’re no longer ripe
Yahoo paying $1B for Tumblr and seeing it go down in value $220M reminds me of when I paid $2 for an avocado and missed the ripeness window.
— Kas Thomas (@kasthomas) February 5, 2016
Sorry, I can’t make it to class. I’m going to be at a funeral for all the avocados I couldn’t eat.
18. Or that they’re not even avocados
I’ll never forget the first time I had sushi and thought the wasabi on the side was avocado & I ate it ☹️☹️☹️
— Shari Marie (@ShariMarieA) February 4, 2016
Avocado makes sushi delicious and definitely should be served on the side.
19. It’s a serious problem in the avocado community
Tip: Do NOT mistake wasabi for avocado
— Alexa MacKell (@LexMacKell) January 30, 2016
Rest in peace to my tongue.
20. But soon you’ll set this as your phone background
omg i love avocado pic.twitter.com/fhKW876VIp
— King (@KimLDiarra) January 30, 2016
I forgive you, avocado.
21. And start wearing avocado clothing
awee! its an avocado!! thanks pic.twitter.com/ZFmrE8c61u
— maddy (@maddyradtke) February 2, 2016
Avocado is the newest runway trend.
22. Maybe you’ll even get it tattooed
I need to get my avocado tattoo
— gabiwan kenobi (@whereismygabby) January 30, 2016
Too bad there’s still no avocado emoji.
23. And you’ll use it to find your next favorite celebrity
@alliex do you like avocado
— CHARLI XCX (@bodyofmyown) January 30, 2016
Also, please follow me on all my social media accounts.
24. Or who you need to cut out of your life
My mom is screaming at my dad for eating half of an avocado and not offering her any… I literally just saw a sneak peak of my future
— Madeleine Rose (@cheriemadeleine) February 8, 2016
Ugh, the worst.
25. Or who your enemies are
Made my avocado smoothie and when I come back from folding laundry, it’s all gone ?????????
— Razell Deang ♡ (@_ruhzell) January 30, 2016
I know avocado smoothies are great, but this is just problematic.
26. And the perfect place to move to
Avocado is NOT extra in Mexico. It comes with everything and I’m never leaving. ??
— Maria Sutherland (@riasuth) January 30, 2016
Pack your bags.