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24 Reasons Why Wine Is the Greatest Ever

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Texas chapter.

There’s no denying how awesome wine is. But there isn’t one simple answer as to why wine is so wonderful, because let’s face it, wine is a complex, exquisite drink. So, here’s a breakdown of the 24 best features of wine.

1. You look classy drinking wine.

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2. And really badass.

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 3. You can drink wine out of a big glass…

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4. Or out of an even bigger glass.

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5. Or simply straight from the bottle.

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6. And you can drink the whole bottle.

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7. But if you break the bottle, that’s okay too.

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8. Because you can buy bottles for $6 (Barefoot, anyone?).

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9. Or you can buy a box.

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 10. And then you can slap that bag.

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11. Wine tastes good.

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 12. And sometimes wine has an oaky afterbirth.

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13. And you can drink wine, even if you don’t actually understand wine.

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14. You can hula hoop while drinking wine.

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15. And drink it while enjoying cheese.

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16. You can drink wine with friends.

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17. Or alone.

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18. Or with your cat.

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 19. You can drink it when you feel depressed.

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20. Or when you feel really happy.

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21. Plus, it has its health benefits.

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22. Wine drunk is awesome.

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23. Which makes you all types of brave.

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24. Ultimately, wine tastes like love.

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But if you don’t like wine, that’s okay too.

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