Wash away any lingering single-for-Valentine’s-Day sorrows and throw these pick-up lines in your suitcase, because it’s time for spring break everyone.
1. Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates…..(Why)? ‘Cause I want to take your top off.
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2. How do you like your eggs in the morning—scrambled or fertilized?
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3. Is your dad a baker? ‘Cause your buns are fantastic.
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4. You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.
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5. Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
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6. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
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7. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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8. You’re so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
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9. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? ‘Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
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10. Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.
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11. You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.
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12. Mmmm girl, you so sweet, I’m gonna get diabetes.
13. Damn baby, is your body from McDonalds? (No, why)? Because “I’m lovin’ it.”
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14. You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
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15. I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
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16. I can last longer than cast iron.
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17. Staring at you is better than looking at 
18. Your skin is so creamy that I may need my lactose intolerance pills.
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19. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
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