Lifestyle
17 Reasons Why You Should Choose Fries Over Guys
This is for all of you out there who are sick and tired of guys and need some more fries in your life. Whether they’re thin, fat, tall, short, waffled or steak fried, we don’t care. As long as they are crisp and salty, we know the clear winner in this fries vs. guys battle.
1. These fries were meant to be your lover.
hot doug’s tribute dog & truffle fries. cause heaven.
A photo posted by Chicago Food Authority (@chicagofoodauthority) on Feb 19, 2015 at 7:12pm PST
So warm and cuddly, they’re ready to chill with you on a cold winter night. Plus, they’re truffled.
2. This poutine will never be mean.
White sandy beaches, clear water, and blue skies. All things from Hawaii that you will not see when you bring the OHANA down to the kroft. What we lack in ‘paradise’ we will make up in taste and smell. Come enjoy our version of this Hawaiian classic! Just because you can’t take a vacation doesn’t mean that your palate has to stay home. #mahalo ?????? ?| @dailyfoodfeed ?| Loco Moco Poutine #thekroft #foodbeast #tryitordiet #anaheimpackingdistrict #unionmarkettustin A photo posted by #thekroft (@thekroft) on Sep 29, 2015 at 4:35pm PDT
Or moody, or sad, or mad… It will always want to brighten your day with its sunny side up egg.
3. These fries will always stay the night.
Let’s hope #backtothefuture isn’t wrong on this one. There’s still hope for our #cubs! We need a W! And if things don’t pan out, at least it’s #tacotuesday, right? Go cubbies! ?@chelsias #tacos #fries #kimchi #koreanfood #eeeeeats #infatuationchi chicagofoodauthority #시카고 #먹방 #먹스타그램 #한식 #타코 A photo posted by Del Seoul Chicago (@delseoul) on Oct 20, 2015 at 3:04pm PDT
They’ll never leave your side after a long night, they’ll keep you warm with their kimchi embrace.
4. These fries will always be a little cheesy.
Happy #NationalFrenchFryDay from all of us at #DMKBurgerBar! May your mouths be ever-full of #FrenchFries (and #truffle cream). A photo posted by @dmkrestaurants on Jul 13, 2015 at 1:18pm PDT
Because I like a little cheese to keep things interesting.
5. But these fries will be very cheesy.
It’s a cheese fries kind of day #cheeseplease #aroundtheworld #cheesytravelers @obenj27 A photo posted by @cheesy_travelers on Aug 20, 2015 at 6:17am PDT
Because you can never have too much cheese, especially in a fry.
6. These fries will always give you butterflies.
#chefJeff #poutine. crispy russets. reduced jus. gruyere. pickled chiles. herbs. A photo posted by Jeff (@chefjeff19) on Nov 29, 2015 at 9:19pm PST
Even after the first kiss.
7. These fries will keep you begging for more.
Fries w/ cheese n caberawit #spicyfries #pagiini A photo posted by @mighty_mer on Sep 25, 2015 at 9:58pm PDT
Because sometimes you need to spice things up.
8. These beauties will never make you wait if they’re late.
FRIES B4 GUYS #friesbeforeguys #friesb4guys #fries #frenchfries #tumblr #likeforlike #like4like #followforfollow #follow4follow #luxury #l4l #luxury #luxurious #luxuriousliving #delux #deluxly #food A photo posted by Nelia (@neliamcgonigle) on Nov 30, 2015 at 2:43pm PST
And if they are late, it’s worth every minute.
9. These fries won’t ever lead you on.
Olha esta entrada que genial. Batata frita com um suave e delicioso creme de queijo e costela de porco desfiada e crocante. Minha expectativa pelo prato principal aumentou e muito e já adianto que tudo estava delicioso. ?????? #HomerGourmet #sp #batatafrita #potato #frenchfries #TownSandwichC° #veja #costela #queijo #cheese #pork #porco #creamcheese #instafood #HomergourmetBatataFrita #vejasp #HomerGourmetemSP #HomerGourmetTownSandwichC° #comerebeber #vejacomerebeber A photo posted by Homer Gourmet (@homergourmet) on Nov 30, 2015 at 7:10am PST
And they’ll always be there when you need them most.
10. These fries would never forget about important days in your life.
TRUFFLE FRIES. photo cred: @stantheboxer #frieswiththat #? A photo posted by I’d like.. fries with that ? (@fries.with.that) on Nov 29, 2015 at 2:03pm PST
Like anniversaries, Valentine’s Day and your birthday.
11. These fries will always bring out the wild side in you.
??? #innout #doubledouble #cheseburger #animalstyle #animalstylefries #foodporn #instafood ? A photo posted by Cynthia Sanchez ? (@cyn_musicjunkie) on Nov 22, 2015 at 3:54pm PST
You need someone like that.
12. These fries will bring out your softer side.
French Fry Feast! ??? #chickfila A photo posted by ShaNamigans (@shanamigans) on Aug 16, 2015 at 1:29am PDT
Because under all of our tough skin, we need to be reminded that it’s okay to cry sometimes.
13. These fries will take you on adventures.
Fryday is coming #gameoffries #youwinoryoufry #friesinthesky #tgif A photo posted by friesinthesky (@friesinthesky) on Jun 11, 2015 at 3:49pm PDT
You need a good fry like that.
14. These fries are spontaneous.
Neu: Frittenwerk Lunch Angebot Montag bis Freitag von 11.30 – 15.00 Uhr Ab Morgen gibt’s zu jedem Poutine oder Currywurst-Fritten „die Limo“ für nur 1,50 € dazu. #frittenlunch #dielimo #poutine #streetfood #friesbeforeguys #nicetofeedyou #frittenzeit #friesheaven #freshfoodfast #frittenwerk #düsseldorf #bilk A photo posted by Frittenwerk (@frittenwerk) on Nov 30, 2015 at 5:41am PST
They’ll take you to places you’ve never been before.
15. These fries would never lie to you.
It’s National French Fry Day and we’re celebrating with ??? A photo posted by Butcher & The Burger (@butcherandtheburger) on Jul 13, 2015 at 5:18pm PDT
When they tell you that you’re beautiful, they mean it.
16. These fries will always answer your calls.
Don’t judge me. #imboutaforkyouup #chilicheesefries A photo posted by The Whoparazzi (@whopianomedia) on Nov 30, 2015 at 3:44pm PST
Especially at 4 am, when you need them the most during a finals breakdown.
17. But most importantly, these fries will never let you down.
No better way to start the evening than with a trio of fries! Our restaurant sponsor @cafeteria15l has the best shoe string fries! #cajunfries #sweetpotatofries #garlicfries #triooffries #cafeteria15lsacramento #cafeteria15l #michiokaku A photo posted by Sacramento Speakers Series (@sacramentospeakers) on Oct 20, 2015 at 3:22pm PDT
Because even bad fries are still good.
Thanks to all these fries, we can definitively say that fries are indeed better than guys. And when a guy breaks your heart, remember all the fries you still haven’t tried out.
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