This is for all of you out there who are sick and tired of guys and need some more fries in your life. Whether they’re thin, fat, tall, short, waffled or steak fried, we don’t care. As long as they are crisp and salty, we know the clear winner in this fries vs. guys battle.

1. These fries were meant to be your lover.

hot doug’s tribute dog & truffle fries. cause heaven.

A photo posted by Chicago Food Authority (@chicagofoodauthority) on Feb 19, 2015 at 7:12pm PST

So warm and cuddly, they’re ready to chill with you on a cold winter night. Plus, they’re truffled.

2. This poutine will never be mean.


Or moody, or sad, or mad… It will always want to brighten your day with its sunny side up egg.

3. These fries will always stay the night.

They’ll never leave your side after a long night, they’ll keep you warm with their kimchi embrace.

4. These fries will always be a little cheesy.


Because I like a little cheese to keep things interesting.

5. But these fries will be very cheesy.

It’s a cheese fries kind of day #cheeseplease #aroundtheworld #cheesytravelers @obenj27   A photo posted by @cheesy_travelers on Aug 20, 2015 at 6:17am PDT

Because you can never have too much cheese, especially in a fry.

6. These fries will always give you butterflies.


#chefJeff #poutine. crispy russets. reduced jus. gruyere. pickled chiles. herbs.   A photo posted by Jeff (@chefjeff19) on Nov 29, 2015 at 9:19pm PST

Even after the first kiss.

7. These fries will keep you begging for more.

Fries w/ cheese n caberawit #spicyfries #pagiini   A photo posted by @mighty_mer on Sep 25, 2015 at 9:58pm PDT

Because sometimes you need to spice things up.

8. These beauties will never make you wait if they’re late.


And if they are late, it’s worth every minute.

9. These fries won’t ever lead you on.

And they’ll always be there when you need them most.

10. These fries would never forget about important days in your life.


TRUFFLE FRIES. photo cred: @stantheboxer #frieswiththat #?   A photo posted by I’d like.. fries with that ? (@fries.with.that) on Nov 29, 2015 at 2:03pm PST

Like anniversaries, Valentine’s Day and your birthday.

11. These fries will always bring out the wild side in you.

??? #innout #doubledouble #cheseburger #animalstyle #animalstylefries #foodporn #instafood ? A photo posted by Cynthia Sanchez ? (@cyn_musicjunkie) on Nov 22, 2015 at 3:54pm PST

You need someone like that.

12. These fries will bring out your softer side.


French Fry Feast! ??? #chickfila   A photo posted by ShaNamigans (@shanamigans) on Aug 16, 2015 at 1:29am PDT

Because under all of our tough skin, we need to be reminded that it’s okay to cry sometimes.

13. These fries will take you on adventures.

Fryday is coming #gameoffries #youwinoryoufry #friesinthesky #tgif A photo posted by friesinthesky (@friesinthesky) on Jun 11, 2015 at 3:49pm PDT

You need a good fry like that.

14. These fries are spontaneous.


They’ll take you to places you’ve never been before.

15. These fries would never lie to you.

It’s National French Fry Day and we’re celebrating with ??? A photo posted by Butcher & The Burger (@butcherandtheburger) on Jul 13, 2015 at 5:18pm PDT

When they tell you that you’re beautiful, they mean it.

16. These fries will always answer your calls.


Don’t judge me. #imboutaforkyouup #chilicheesefries   A photo posted by The Whoparazzi (@whopianomedia) on Nov 30, 2015 at 3:44pm PST

Especially at 4 am, when you need them the most during a finals breakdown.

17. But most importantly, these fries will never let you down.


Because even bad fries are still good.

Thanks to all these fries, we can definitively say that fries are indeed better than guys. And when a guy breaks your heart, remember all the fries you still haven’t tried out.