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15 Reasons Why You Should Follow Burger King on Twitter

Daniel Mathia

I’ve always been a fan of Burger King. Ever since I tasted my first chicken fries with my dad at 11 years old I’ve been hooked. At that moment, I knew a slight obsession with Burger King had begun.

I was never aware that Burger King had such an active and hilarious twitter account until it popped up on my feed one day. Here are 15 reasons why you should drop everything —unless it’s your phone— and follow Burger King on Twitter.

1. When Burger King answered the age-old question, “Who should I trust?”

While trusting them could be unhealthy, at least, I know that they always have my back whenever I’m hungry or sad.

2. When Burger King was the only friend I had

Friends come and go, but BK is always there.

3. When you realized this was you every day of freshman year during an 8 am class

Everyone knows 8 am classes were created for people to be late.

4. When Burger King was brutally honest with themselves

I feel like people only like me for my BK coupons.

5. When they described true character

A person’s character isn’t only measured in how you treat people but it’s measured in how you can resist the urge to eat your friend’s food when they leave.

6. When they described my weekend plans

Leaving my apartment and going out to socialize with the world is difficult, especially if I all want to do is sit on the couch and watch six hours of The Office while eating a hamburger.

7. When your parents ask you where you eat

My mom always asks me if I’ve eaten a salad or vegetables, and my response is always, “Of course I eat vegetables, at Burger King I ask them to put two pieces of lettuce on my hamburger.”

8. When they watched out for us people with big mouths

Thank you, BK onion rings for saving my big mouth.

9. When they described your relationship status

This one time a Burger King employee looked at me and smiled. I thought we had an instant connection from our love of Burger King, but then I realized she did the same to every other customer.

10. What my phone tells me when I’m done taking a selfie

I’m the onion.

11. If they had a Tinder account

So, if I make my picture on Tinder me holding a whopper I’ll get more matches?

12. When it’s my happy place

People say that their happy place is on a beach or something along those lines. Well, my happy place is eating a burger at Burger King.

13. My life motto in six words

That’s my response to anything that happens in life. Better to eat instead of cry, right?

14. When they described every dream I’ve ever had

Is it weird that I find myself dreaming about burgers. My friends told me that I may have this slight obsession with Burger King that might need to be checked.

15. When they described every party I’ve ever thrown

I’ve always wanted to have a party but every time I muster the courage to have a party and invite people, they end up not showing up so I just sit home and drink a shake from Burger King while I binge watch Buzzfeed videos.

Thank you Burger King for providing us with endless fast food and humor.

Daniel Mathia