It can be hard to squeeze something funny into 140 characters, but these food-loving celebrities seem to have it down to a science.

13. Michael McKean

You should be grateful that foodies are infiltrating the English language – after all, where would you be without words like froyo and foodgasm?

12. Pauly Casillas

No need to feel guilty – diets can be a bad idea anyway.

11. Chris Pratt

I’ve heard of people giving human food to their dog, but the other way around probably isn’t a good idea. Don’t worry, Chris; we still love you.

10. Aziz Ansari

Why would anyone choose drugs over tacos? Inexplicable. But it’s okay, we still love you, Aziz.

9. Meghan O’Keefe

A diamond ring would just weigh me down, and the speed with which my hand can reach into a bag of potato chips is more important than any man.

8. Anna Kendrick

No one needs those kind of people in their life.

7. Jim Gaffigan

Those two pickle slices on top of the burger totally count as salad, right?

6. Whitney Cummings

If he can’t handle me at my venti cinnamon dolce latte with whipped cream, he doesn’t deserve me at my tall black coffee.

5. Samir Mezrahi

Answer: no one.

4. Jimmy Fallon

It’s chip-oat-lay. Come on, people.

3. Chrissy Teigen

As if having an amazing sense of humour and the coolest relationship ever wasn’t enough, Chrissy Teigen had to come out here and show us all up with a fancy cooking tip.

2. Billy Eichner

Billy Eichner knows the feeling of every student who has just moved away from home and is learning to cook for themselves. Any recipe that requires more than one step and a microwave = gourmet AF.

1. Ed Sheeran

We’ve all had that awkward conversation demanding a bottle of ketchup while the waiter protests because “you’re eating filet mignon, ma’am.”

Some people just don’t understand our refined palates.