Ever wish you could cuddle with your chocolate at night? Or that you could fall asleep on a pillow of macarons? Well, now you can.
Here are the 13 absolutely necessary food-inspired items you need in your dorm room next year. Get ready to make all the friends.
Your dream has come finally true: you can fall asleep with your favorite high-quality chocolate bar. Created by artist Mimi O Chun for her line of Stuffed Hipster Emblems, this is just one of many hilarious plush “iconic goods.” Although it’s technically art, I’m still going to sleep with it. Judge me.
If you’ve never thought about sleeping in a large pile of burgers, you’re a liar. So just get this already. Your roomie will be down.
When you can’t fly to Paris or are too lazy to hop on the subway to go to Ladurée, just hold this pillow tight. It understands your obsession.
If you’re going to clean yourself in those nasty dorm shower stalls, you might as well smell awesome while doing it.
You obviously need this to be able to read your textbooks at night.
This is awesome in two ways: everyone knows Chinese food is your bff in college, and it reminds you to actually take out the trash.
For when you get sexiled. Duh.
Instead of that fugly shag carpet you’re thinking about buying this fall, get this bad boy instead. Whenever someone asks you why the hell you own it, you can just channel Jenna Morrison circa The Amanda Show. “I like eggs.”
Because everyone tells time by how many donuts they’ve eaten that day.
Another one of Mimi O Chun‘s genius works from her collection of Stuffed Hipster Emblems. I’ll take mine with a double shot and skim, please.
Kale is, and forever will be, bae.
…Or just until the next superfood takes over. Here’s lookin’ at you, broccolini.
You know that really obnoxious guy down the hall that plays the ukelele at the worst possible hours? You could be that guy, or you could own this pretty sweet uke that’ll make people wish they were your best friend.
Or, you can just hang it up on the wall. You do you.
Is it weird that I’m kinda hungry after looking at this? Can we go grab some edible baked potatoes, stat? K thanks.