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13 British Comfort Foods to Try in Case the US Restores British Rule
America's definitely going under some changes, but there's an even newer game changer in town: the Queen has offered to reinstate British rule. Blimey! So, to cope with the potential culture switch, here are 14 UK comfort foods for the cookbooks. WARNING: Now is not the time to count carbs.
1. Trifle
Trifle is basically the parfait's hotter, older sister. In these times, I'll gladly take custard and lady fingers over yogurt and granola.
2. Scotch Eggs
Now is the time to stuff yourself with feelings. That's why someone stuffed an egg into a sausage ball and deep fried it.
3. Toad in a Hole
Missing hot dogs? Eat some Toad in a Hole instead. The name has nothing to do with pork and hot dogs don't either. (See, some things will stay the same.)
3. Steak and Ale Pie
Americans love meat and dessert. Apparently, our British ancestors do too because they COMBINED THEM.
4. Shepherd's Pie
Again, the UK is stuffing an entire meal into a pie. Rarely has a comfort food been so convenient.
5. Eton Mess
No better way to deal with America's mess than to enjoy some Eton Mess. You'll feel like you're swaddled in a fluffy and fruity cloud.
6. Rumbledethumps
7. Fish and Chips
Fish and Chips is basically Britain's version of fried chicken. So, that's Sir Colonel Sanders to you.
8. Bangers and Mash
9. Cornish Pasty
Like a travel sized shepherd's pie, this item is the perfect way to lie to yourself about portion control.
10. Yorkshire Pudding
Instead of licking your plate, why not just eat it, too? Yorkshire Pudding is basically an edible bowl.
11. Cauliflower Cheese
12. Treacle Pudding
A fluffy sponge cake with a sweet syrup drizzle, this creation is basically pancakes taken up a level.
13. Spotted Dick
Finally, a food fit for our president! How comforting, indeed.
Well, the mother country has welcomed us back with open arms and a savory home cooked meal. So, whenever you're feeling a bit down, don't forget the amazing power of good food — no matter the culture. It's time to pack on the winter blubber anyway. (Also, I wonder if British Happy Meals come with free Tom Hiddlestons — just a thought.)