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11 of the Weirdest Food Questions Asked on Yahoo

By Sarah Bradach at Washington University in St. Louis

If you’re anything like me, you Google any and every question that has ever crossed your mind, and frequently find yourself stuck in the wormhole that is Yahoo Answers.

Yahoo Answers is probably the least reliable source of information on the internet, as anyone can ask questions and anyone can answer them (usually a mix of middle aged people bored at work and middle schoolers without lives).

While I still haven’t found a clear answer on if you actually can’t wear white pants after Labor Day (lmk), I did learn quite a few things about the bizarre food dilemmas that plague our fellow citizens, and compiled them for your enjoyment.

1. Typical business inquiry. 

Who doesn’t love a steaming hot street yam?

2. Your average health issue.

More than a little concerned.

3. The things that keep me up at night.

I ask myself this on a daily basis.

4. Asking the hard-hitting questions.

Can we make this a thing??

5. Probably should have asked myself this in middle school.

If so, I was one weird-ass seventh grader.

6. The world needs to know.

Sigh.

7. Who hasn’t been there…

Is this a metaphor for life?

8. The innocence of youth.

Something like that.

9. Need I explain?

Let me count the ways.

10. An urgent inquiry.

For those interested, the link is to a stock photo of a sliced cucumber.

11. …….

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