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7 Bagels That Are Better Than Boys

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at American chapter.

Who needs boys when you could have a bagel? Copious amounts of carbs are always the answer when the opposite sex gets you down. Build yourself up and fill your stomach at the same time with these 7 tasty bagels.

1. This bagel will always text first.

Kale, turkey bacon, egg and cheese on a toasted #bagel thanks for the idea @chloemontgomery #eeeeeats #healthy

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It’s just desperate for you to take a bite.

2. This bagel will crush the patriarchy with you.

#bagel so bright cant help but brighten our day | credit : @akmaleeke #eeeeeats

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#YesAllBagels

3.  This bagel won’t just text you, “Wanna come over and watch Netflix?”

#STUFFED on an #everythingbagel | credit: @racingwinds #bestbagel #eeeeeats

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Just take a look at everything this bagel has to offer. No lazy Netflix dates here.

4.  This bagel will always swipe right.

My day was s’mores better than yours #s’mores #bagel | credit : @swallowfitness #eeeeeats

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Who wouldn’t be compatible with that gooey oozing chocolate?

5. This bagel is not afraid to define the relationship.

Buffalo chicken on an #everythingbagel #TBTTOTHEBEST #eeeeeats | credit: @nycdining

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Buffalo Chicken wants to be exclusive.

6. Things won’t be awkward when you see this bagel on campus.

What time is it? #cutlet time !!!!! #eggbagel #tomato #mozz #lettuce | credit : @_gonzi #eeeeeats

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A solid head nod will be sufficient.

7.  This bagel thinks consent is cool.

Easter done right #EEEEEATS bagels > egg hunt | credit: @sweet_salty_yums

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Because consent is always cool and so are sprinkles.

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