Fantastic food + the most adorable baby = @foodbabyny AKA the greatest Instagram food account of all time. Here’s why @foodbabyny will make you say “AW” and “Omg yum” at the same time.

1. He is no stranger to the food coma.

Being healthy today #vegan #doughnuts @cinnamonsnail #foodbeast #eeeeeats #cinnamonsnail

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 Something I know, oh, too well. 

 2. He has rainbow cookie eyebrows.


Rainy Monday = angry Rainbow Cookie eyebrows from #GaiaItalianCafe ☔️☔️ #eeeeeats #foodbeast #latergram A photo posted by Food Baby (@foodbabyny) on

 I think I need to start getting my brows done rainbow-style for now on.  

3. He rocks out in rugelach goggles.


Tasty Savory Rugelach to start at @abefisher_philly #foodbeast #eeeeeats #abefisherphilly #foodbabynytophilly A photo posted by Food Baby (@foodbabyny) on

Those goggles are strangely hypnotizing.

4. And wears donut hats.

 I got a donut on my head, but don’t call me a donut head. 

5. Sometimes the food is so good he throws his hands up in praise, as we all should.


  Praise the lawd for PB&J!

6. He has a seemingly convincing Rice Krispy portrait of himself.


 “Wow, my face looks delicious.” 

7. He’s casually friends with famous New York City pastry chefs, like Chef Fany Gerson.


@foodbabyny with the second most important woman in his life @lanewyorkina at @doughdoughnuts A photo posted by Food Baby (@foodbabyny) on

I wonder if he can hook me up with the guy who invented shake shack?

8. He knows where all the delicious foods belong.

Put some of that Pork Pad Kee Mao right here @kiinthaieatery #foodbeast #eeeeeats #kiinthai #latergram   A photo posted by Food Baby (@foodbabyny) on

Insert food here, in my mouth.

9. He’s brutally honest when he doesn’t like something.

Just feed me some Nutella Peanut Butter Lava Cake and I’ll be good.

10. But isn’t afraid to scream when food is just THAT GOOD.

Can someone say “I scream for ice cream?”

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