This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Northwestern chapter and does not reflect the views of Spoon University.
You may see this hack and think, “why?” But let me throw some logic at you that I learned about in Intro to Philosophy:
Premise 1: Straws make drinking soda more fun.
Premise 2: Twizzlers are delicious.
Conclusion: Using a twizzler as a straw will make drinking soda more fun and more delicious.
Now that I have made a logical and valid argument, I’m sure you’re wondering, “How can I make this Twizzler straw?
Step 1: Pour yo soda.

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Step 2: Bite off the ends of the Twizzler.

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Step 3: Enjoy.

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Socrates would be proud.