I don’t work out. Period.

But that doesn’t mean I can’t open a jar of marinara sauce.

Step 1: Struggle. Hardships like these build character.

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Don’t you feel like you learned something?

Step 2: Flip over the jar and bang it on the table.

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Get that aggression out.

Step 3: Congrats you’ve opened a jar.

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Handled.