This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Northwestern chapter. You’ve just won a free vacation to ANYWHERE you want. Where do you go? Narnia Andalasia (from Enchanted) Chalk Zone Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory Boise, Idaho – I told my cousin I’d visit. Two birds, one stone Chili’s – I love the fajitas A genie gives you a raw deal, and you get one wish. What do you wish for? “I wish I had more time to decide…oh crap” A lifetime supply of syrup World peace A unicorn Success in the business world (money and power) A dream vacation for you and your friends You spot a little girl alone in a store looking lost. What do you do? Tell the child to go to the front desk, then continue shopping. I have places to be! Wait a minute…is that my kid? Go over and strike up a conversation! I LOVE KIDS! Wander past obliviously while trying to decide what cereal to buy. Take the child to a checkout to have her mother paged over the intercom. Entertain the girl while an employee looks for her mom. You get lost on the way to the kitchen and trip into a vat of radioactive chemicals. Assuming you survive, what superpower do you hope to receive as a result? Breathe underwater Fly Super-speed Read minds Super-strength Speak any language fluently You are in your living room in your dream apartment watching TV, when suddenly there is an earthquake. Quick! What color is the couch you’re sitting on? Maroon Navy blue Ahhh! Um…Corduroy? Black Orange Lilac Pick a button!!! The “J” key The small black one The rectangular red one The glowing one The biggest one Can I use voice control? You are walking through the woods. Why are you there? I’m house-sitting for a friend I was dared to Good question…hmmm It’s the quickest route to my house I’m looking for mythical creatures I’m on an adventure Which of these words is the best? Polyanthus Antidisestablishmentarianism Eccentricity Expeditious Herbaceous Quixotic Pick a holiday Arbor Day Easter Christmas Halloween Thanksgiving Presidents Day Christmas Pop Culture Winter
