It’s still over a month away, but I’m predicting to be pretty single on Valentine’s Day. And honestly, I don’t really care about the Hallmark holiday. Beyond going to frat date parties and the guaranteed sale on chocolates the day after, I’m not one to celebrate. But some people love it and are already prepping for it I guess. At least Target is, and they’re backing up all the single ladies out there with these new “Fries Before Guys” marshmallow fries pack.
I’ve never had a need for marshmallow French fries before, but I guess I never really thought of it as an option. Silly me. But these could be a cute novelty gift for a friend (or yourself). Just don’t go dunking these in ketchup or anything—have some dignity. If you NEED the red ~aesthetic~, go for this Red Velvet Buttercream Frosting for the ultimate sugar high. Or play it safe and dunk them in hot chocolate.
Of course, the well-known “Fries Before Guys” motto doesn’t stand exclusively with empowered women only on V-Day, but currently you can pick these up in Target’s seasonal aisle, according to JunkBanter.com who posted them on Instagram.
They may be geared towards gals, with their pink stripes and everything, but I’m pretty sure people of all genders would put delicious French fries over most humans. No? Just me? You’re lying.