Which One of Tom Haverford’s Favorite Foods from Parks and Rec are You?

Emma Landes

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Bowdoin chapter.

One of Tom Haverford’s most iconic scenes in “Parks and Recreation” is when he reveals his nicknames for different kinds of food. Check out the clip here.

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No one can compare with Tom’s lingo and style, but we can try to keep up.

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If you’ve ever wondered which one of Tom’s snazzy food nicknames you are based on your personality, now is the time to find out. Treat yo self to this quiz.

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What is your favorite Mouse Rat song?

“Sex Hair”
“November”
“5000 Candles in the Wind”
“The Pit”
“Catch Your Dream”

Which one of Tom’s business ventures would you invest in?

“Yogurt Platinum”
“Tommy Fresh”
“Entertainment 720”
“Rent-A-Swag”
“Tom’s Bistro”

What Ron Swanson quote do you live by?

“There will be alcohol there, so I will go as well.”
“It’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.”
“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.”
“Never half-ass two things. Full-ass one thing.
“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.”

What would you buy to treat yo self?

A crystal beetle pin
JJ’s waffles
Fine leather goods
A Batman costume
VIP concert tickets to Ginuwine

Who is your favorite minor “Parks” character?

Jean-Ralphio Saperstein
Ethel Beavers
Shauna Malwae-Tweep
Perd Hapley
Orin

Which “Parks” alter ego do you feel most connected to?

“Janet Snakehole”
“The Douche”
“Duke Silver”
“Burt Macklin”
“Johnny Karate”

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Which One of Tom Haverford’s Favorite Foods from Parks and Rec are You?

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