Ice cream is summer’s treat. We all have had that moment in our childhood when we ran to the ice cream truck when we heard those playful noises. Money in our hand, we excitedly handed it over in exchange for the ice cream. We ate the ice cream amongst our friends, maybe even making fun of the way they eat it or how it’s dripping on their fingers. So what a better way to taint your childhood memories by comparing the way you eat ice cream to sex positions?
Licking — Missionary
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As most of us like our ice creams, we’ve all experienced sex, missionary stye. It’s simple, it’s easy, there are not many complications that come with it. It’s satisfying and gets the job done.
Chewing/Biting — Doggystyle
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This is a little bit more… Primal. Biting and chewing your ice cream seems aggressive for such a soft treat. And if you’re in the back for this position, definitely use those biting skills to use.
From the Bottom Up — 69 Standup
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Definitely for the more adventurous crowd. If you’re already eating the ice cream upside down, why not do the same for your partner? Enjoy the different perspective of seeing your partners privates upside down.
#SpoonTip: Only perform this if either of you can hold you for a prolonged period. We want to be fun but also safe.
With a Spoon — Spooning
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Similarly to licking and missionary, spooning your ice cream seems innocent. Spooning your partner is a time to be cute and cuddly. Enjoy the intimacy of holding each other. Then when things get a little heated, take advantage of the close proximity.
Off Your Fingers — Use Your Hands
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Messy, messy, messy. It’s bound to happen to all of us. Sticky fingers due to the ice cream melting on your fingers. No further explanation is needed (I hope).
In One Bite — Oral
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A bit excited to dive right in your cone of ice cream? If you’re already swallowing your ice cream whole, well, again… No further explanation is needed.
Eating Everyone Else’s — Three(or more)some
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There’s nothing wrong with taking a bit from everyone. Sharing is caring. If you’re a little more daring and like to mix your flavors together, why not spice up your private life with a few more partners at once?
#SpoonTip: As stated previously, we want to have fun but also cautious. Be safe kiddos.