Will You Survive the D-Hall Dash?

Like Simon Cowell you say: “It’s gonna have to be a no from me”
Text a group message saying “PSA buff mash at d hall” and then gorge
One bowl, smothered in sauce
Eat one bowl, hold the sauce
Eat 2-3 servings, treating yourself like royalty
Eat one, proceed to eat dessert, then decide you need just one more.

Try it, realize the error of your ways, and spit it out. But you might have swallowed a little bit…
Scarf it. Food is fuel
Try just a bite, or a few. Hey, it tastes pretty good…
Put it on your plate to be nice, but push it around with your fork
Try it, why not?
Skip it. Better safe than sorry

Ice cream
Bread pudding
A sampling of whatever they’ve got. How do I pick just one?
A bowl of cereal or some yogurt
Just fruit for me
A cookie, or two

Some bagels, toast, maybe yogurt
One of everything, and lunch
Just cereal and fruit
Biscuits and sausage gravy
Just lunch food for me
French toast, pancakes, waffles, any carb will do

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Six and beyond
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