What Kind Of UF Dining Hall Eater Are You?

Start with some salad (with the same ingredients you’ve put in it for the last seven days).
Scope out the options (please be steak night).
Look for anyone, even the kid you talked to that one time in your chem discussion.
Head straight for the pizza without thinking twice.

Get a wrap probably three times a day because what the f*** else is there to eat.
Stack the pizza high because you see someone eyeing the other slices and you know you will want seconds (thirds).
Get a little of everything because honestly nothing’s good enough to load up on.
Nine times out of ten eat the veggie option even though in the real world you’re definitely not a vegetarian.

Grab a cookie on your way out.
Ask if the cookies are warm and melty and only take one if they are.
Make a cookie sandwich (with ice cream in the middle…duh).
Grab eight cookies and wrap them in napkins on your way out.

I’ve tried figuring out if there’s a pattern, but honestly I think the chefs just decide the night before.
When I see preview lanyards I’m already planning what time I’m going to Broward because that means it’s steak night.
Tomorrow is Italian night and Casino Royale is next Wednesday.
They have those? ^

The salad bar, because they actually have veggies that aren’t just carrots and cucumbers.
The “deli” (except for when you get that one guy that never tucks the sides on your wrap).
The pizza.
The omelette station, because it tricks my mind into thinking I’m at a hotel.

Take more cookies than usual to go (like twelve) and reward yourself with one after you accomplish a lot (or a little) of studying.
Camp out in Broward dining so you only need to swipe once for both lunch and dinner (smart, right?).
Use that green reusable container more than you have the whole semester.
Forget to eat until you get back from the library at ten and then just eat some cereal.

Order chicken tenders and fries and while you’re waiting, meander through the frozen dessert section.
Grab three different Ben and Jerry’s flavors even though they’re like ten bucks each.
Wait–POD is open until 3 a.m?!
Get some fries because you used your flex bucks on options B and C last night.