In honor of the ever awaited Fifty Shades of Grey premiere this Valentine’s Day, here are some S&M treats that Christian Grey would not be able to resist off of you. Happy eating, or I mean Valentine’s Day, ladies.
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I mean, just look at him.
1. Sushi
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If there’s ever a time to pull a Samantha Jones, it’s now. If she wants her S/O to eat handmade sushi off of her body, then we can try it out too. And if you aren’t sure who Samantha Jones is, then you should probably spend this Valentine’s Day having a Sex And The City marathon. Sushi‘s way of making you feel like there’s a party in your mouth is what gives it the number one spot on this list.
2. Whipped Cream
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This obviously had to make the list and is pretty self-explanatory. Oil or cream? Obviously, cream. Come and get it, Christian.
3. Ice Cream
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With similar properties as whipped cream, ice cream is meant to be licked to the last drop. This frozen dessert will send chills down your spine and satisfy Christian Grey’s sweet tooth.
4. Melted Chocolate
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Set the mood for love this Valentine’s Day with the candy that this day is all about. It’s gotta be chocolate, of course. You can dip strawberries in it or lick it right off the spoon. Christian Grey may be a health freak, but he’ll be sure to change his ways for this delectable treat.
5. Frozen Strawberries
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Aside from being red and somewhat heart-shaped, strawberries have been a bedroom favorite ever since people first started pairing them with champagne. Freezing the strawberries before will add a cooling sensation that only Christian Grey’s hotness can tame.
6. Champagne
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The drink that you can’t have a celebration without. Known for its natural aphrodisiacs, champagne is scientifically proven to move into the bloodstream faster than other alcohols due to its carbonation, making it one of the best drinks to relax to. Drink some, spill some and let Christian Grey do the rest.
7. Frosting
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Frosting doesn’t have any special aphrodisiac powers like champagne—it’s just simply fun to eat off of someone.
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Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies. Mr. Grey will see you now.
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