Ladies, gentleman, and lovers of all kind, Valentine’s Day is coming up and we’re here to help you get lucky—because everyone should get lucky on Valentine’s Day. In the spirit of camaraderie, we have strategically designed a menu to help you sex up your holiday. Read on.
Drinks: Watermelon Poptini
This watermelon poptini will stimulate your senses in ways your typical drink choices never could. Watermelon juice contains the phytonutrient citrulline, which is known to speed up circulation (giving the effect of a certain little blue pill). Look at that, ladies—an alcoholic drink that actually improves male performance. Hollaaa.
Appetizer: Ginger, Garlic and Chili Shrimp
This appetizer is solely comprised of ingredients that will have an aphrodisiac effect—yes, every ingredient used will make sex a little sexier. Ginger, the exotic flavor from our friends out east, is known to increase circulation and cause a tingling effect on your tongue and lips.
Garlic and chili, also known as powerful aphrodisiacs, will improve and lengthen performance so we don’t have any two-second Toms out there. Bring all these together on our crustacean friend to set the mood for the evening.
Main Course: Chili Teriyaki Salmon
Salmon is actually a sexual powerhouse. It’s high in protein, which boosts stamina, and has an abundance of omega 3’s, proven to increase serotonin levels in the brain and bring up the mood. This recipe also provides the optimal combination of oysters, chili, and garlic—just in case the salmon isn’t enough.
It’s important to keep the carb-o count low and the protein high to limit bloating and the nasty self-loathing that follows inhaling a creamy and romantic pasta dish—which is why you’re eating fish instead. See recipe to get it poppin’.
Women love chocolate. Men love women. It’s Valentine’s Day. Pomegranate juice is a powerful natural aphrodisiac that is confirmed to increase testosterone levels, so it just makes sense. They’re delicious, they’re light, they’re bite size, they’re sexy. Finish your last course in bed, if you want. I promise this won’t disappoint.
I’ve heard that a certain herbal remedy can amplify your O. If you’re a couple that’s 420 friendly, I also suggest checking out this new Cannabis strain that’ll put you in a “sensual headspace.”