Lifestyle Should You Put Bacon on That? Probably, but just to be sure... Erica Coulter Indiana University October 29, 2014 facebook twitter pinterest Shares Get more Spoon in your feed. Get Spoon University delivered to you Join You tryna be tricky? That email doesn't look right. By adding your email you agree to get updates about Spoon University Healthier Wondering whether or not you should add some bacon to your next meal? Take this quiz to find out. What time of day is it? Evening Afternoon Fourth Meal Morning Have you already eaten bacon today? Yes. A little. No. I don't eat bacon. Can you imagine a world in which bacon does not exist? Yes, we would all be better off without the stuff. Meh, maybe. No, that's ridiculous. Yeah, if you like pain and suffering. Have you ever been in a relationship with a crispy, delicous pork product? No, I stick to humans. I was, but it was sort of a controlling relationship, so I moved on. I am currently, and we're thinking of taking things to the next level. I would never. If you could only eat one thing every day for the rest of your life, what would it be? Bacon. Not bacon. Bacon bits. BLT's Are you human? I think so. Yes. No, I'm a pig. Probably. Feeling inspired? Check out these 14 Ways to Pig Out on Bacon. The answer is: Duh. It doesn't matter if you're already eating bacon. Put bacon on it. Bacon is life. The answer is: No. JK...PUT BACON ON IT. The answer is: There's no question about it. Don't overthink it. We are but servants to the bacon. Heed its commands. Put bacon on it. The answer is: No. You're a pig. That's sick. Don't do it.