Summer lovin’ can be rough. There are no classes to find “study buddies” in, no mixers to flirt at, and Tinder has dried up, leaving only those who are in town for the weekend looking for “a friend to show them a good time.”
So, forget people. It’s summer, it’s hot, and only one thing is guaranteed to quench your thirst: a milkshake. Take this quiz to discover your unexpected sweetheart.
The answer is:
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The Grasshyper
You are always busy. No, like ALWAYS busy, but you like it that way. Whether you're in the shop, doing research, or running for re-election on the exec board of one of your four extracurricular organizations, this milkshake (complete with 3 shots of espresso) speaks to your soul more than any S.O. ever could.
The answer is:
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The Chocolate Chai
Smooth, sophisticated, and warming in all the right places. That's what you wanted in a S.O., and that's what you found in the chocolate chai milkshake. Just as comforting as your favorite chocolate shake, the addition of chai will sweep you off your feet and show you a whole new world. Any picture you post with this tall drink of, well, drink, will be sure to make your friends jealous.
The answer is:
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The Vanilla
Old-fashioned and sweet, this is the kind of milkshake you could order in front of your parents. Sure, it's a little...boring, but you know what you like, and the vanilla milkshake gives it to you. The vanilla milkshake will call you at the end of the day to say goodnight. The vanilla milkshake is always the first to like your selfies. Vanilla is a winner, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
The answer is:
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The PB & J
Growing up? No thanks. You are, and always will be, a child at heart. The PB & J doesn't just get that, it embraces it. The perfect balance of sweet, salty and playful, this shake just wants to have a good time, because life is short and it's silly to take it seriously! Once you get the PB & J to settle down (for $5 and some change), it will be sure to fill your life - and your stomach - with childlike joy.
The answer is:
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The Piña Colada
Fresh, adventurous and popular, the piña colada shake is here for a good time. This shake is sweet, but in a different, more complex way than the vanilla shake. The piña colada seems worldly but familiar all at once, and will make every day feel like a vacation. Plus, any gossip surrounding you two as a new couple is guaranteed to be juicy.
