February 14th can be a sad and lonely day. Between all the hand-holding and heart-shaped chocolate boxes, things might get pretty nauseating. If you don’t have a significant other to wine and dine with, you’ll probably find yourself rethinking your wardrobe, diet and most recent haircut. But we think Valentine’s Day should be about loving yourself. Forget about that guy who doesn’t even know your name in your econ class, put down your textbook and throw away that kale salad — this holiday is about you.
Why buy it at the store, when you can get the real deal at home?
There’s more than meets the eye with these guys.
While it may seem reserved at first, once you spoon through the cold exterior you’ll find it’s really warm and affectionate deep down.
Like an onion, (Shrek anyone?) this guy has multiple layers to him: hard and crisp at some points but mushy at others.
Who needs a guy’s jacket? A cup of hot cocoa will keep you warm on the coldest winter night.
Safe and reliable, they will always be there to catch you when you fall. Thank you, Pillsbury Doughboy.
Sure, they can be clingy, but it’s nice to feel wanted.
No surprises here. What you see is what you get. A drama-free philosophy.