Candy; so simple, yet so complicated, much like any relationship. Hard on on the outside, soft on the inside
Skittles – Single and Ready to Mingle
You aren’t looking for anything in too serious. You’re willing to dabble with different flavors that might not go well together and you’re always open for something new.
Milky Way – Secretly in Love with Your Best Friend
It’s a sticky situation, similar to the caramel in a Milky Way. You love how they make you feel but there’s always something missing. Something that you wish you could have more of.
Sour Patch Kids – Friends with Benefits
Plain and simple: Sour, sweet, gone.
Candy Corn – Rebound-Stage
A staple Halloween candy is just like a staple rebound. You can easily fall back on them to add some sweetness in your life, but are they your first choice? Not usually.
Lollipops – Getting Over Someone
You usually save these for after Halloween is over. They last a really long time, but you find yourself in stages where you want them or you want nothing to do with them.
Almond Joy – Serious Relationship for 2+ Years
We always aspire to be the Almond Joy, don’t deny it. It’s super sweet and has a lot of different layers that are hard to understand if you haven’t had one before. People wonder why you’re still together. Fact: It’s because you offer each other a lot and there’s always something new to discover!
Hershey’s Chocolate – The Newly-Weds
The sweetest and most adored candy of all. Everyone is excited when they see them overflowing the basket with their bright, shiny, new bling. Everyone wants to be around you and your sweetie.
Smarties – Long-Distance
Even though there are different flavors, they all have one thing in common: little to no sweetness. Yeah, maybe they’re sweet in the beginning, and you’re hopeful that they’ll get better…but then you remember, you were disappointed when you got this candy last year too.
Starburst – Guilty Pleasure Crush
You’re in a deep rut. You’re really into someone and you’re friends are judging you for it. You don’t even know why you like him or her. It’s truly an unexplainably juicy crush!!