Let’s admit it, we all eat our feelings at times. What we put into our bodies is a reflection of how we feel. Similarly, our food order at a fast food restaurant can say a lot about how many fucks we could give. Take this quiz to see what your fast food order says about those number of fucks or lack of fucks thereof. Maybe the answer will make you give a fuck solely about this quiz today.

…And if you’re anything like me, you would take this quiz again to try to get the other answers.

The answer is:

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You're a Vegan.

You're a vegan, and you need everyone to know. Despite all the jokes about your food preference, you don't give a fuck about what everyone thinks (and you shouldn't). Go enjoy taking a bite into your [insert pretentious vegan food here]. You probably feel like you need to after seeing all of these horrendous food orders in this quiz.

The answer is:

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You need someone to GIVE a fuck about you today.

Take that Big Mac you ordered, stuff it down your food hole, then stuff all those fries in your mouth, run to the nearest rooftop, and scream. That way, you can relieve your pain but no one can hear your agonized cries.

The answer is:

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0 fucks and yet ALL the fucks

You're probably super stressed out right now and thus give zero fucks about your health, life, and appearance. However, you're super bogged down by life and thus are forced to give all the fucks about your responsibilities. You are probably sitting on your couch right now, in the dark, with your hair in a greasy mess, tears soaking your shirt and somehow both crusting and still flowing from your eyes. Prescription: go to the highest rooftop and SCREAM (let the world hear your pain).

The answer is:

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You managed to give a single fuck today.

Even if that means it was for a burrito that you dropped and dove into a creek for and refused to share with your dog after all of that effort. Congrats! You are an average human being.

The answer is:

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You continue to give zero fucks.

This is probably the standard number of fucks that you give every day. Join the club, not that you care. Good job continuing to live your life as yourself.

The answer is:

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STAHP (giving a fuck).

You're probably one of those people who actually do juice cleanses. Right now, you want to correct this quiz for not providing that option and forcing you to choose the high-calorie chicken wrap option. Try to tone down the fucks. I would recommend the B' B' B' Bacon burger found at Slater's 50/50 which has a 50% ground bacon and 50% ground beef patty, more bacon on top, bacon-infused American cheese, a special house bacon island dressing, all on a bacon pretzel bun (+an egg). Don't worry, the amount of wheatgrass shots you take on a daily basis will allow you to cleanse it all out of your colon before you know it.