EVK

You’re basic so you go to EVK and feed EVKitty things that are not meant for cats. Good job.

Parkside

Everyone raves about you, but you actually aren’t that great either. You lie too much about your what you’re serving that night and always let people down about the curly fries.

Cafe 84

You are hungry and lost on the weekends but you only eat ice cream and crepes on the weekdays. There’s the daily struggle of looking fat when asking for a fifth serving.

Treat yourself to some off-campus dining

Yelp some new place up, because tonight you’ll be living the good life.