Prince William once said “Ask your son or daughter over the holidays if they know what Ma Bells is. If they answer yes, perhaps remove their wine glasses out of reach.” Perhaps St Andrews does have a slight drinking problem (ahem, Raisin), but we do have completely justified reasons. I mean, we have more pubs per square mile than any other university, according to the BBC. What do you expect?
So let’s embrace these four years of being in close vicinity to twenty-two fantastic pubs, because it’s past three p.m., the sun is already down, and you know you want to. The only question is: which bar are you tonight?