Tensions are sky high as two candidates face off at the polls this Election Day: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, the potential first female President of the United States, and Donald Trump, the potential worst President we will ever have in the oval. Stress is contagious across the nation as voters turn in their ballots—so distract yourself and dig in.
You've made it this far, so you might as well start off your day with the unhealthiest breakfast you can fathom.
2. "Mexican" Mac and Cheese
Donald Trump's personal favorite Mexican recipe (besides his beloved taco bowls) incorporates corn, chili, cayenne pepper, cheese, cilantro, and jalepeno peppers.
3. Dark Chocolate Cake
Chocolate cake will make you forget all the catty debates, snide comments, and disturbingly comedic Twitter wars. Don't eat too much cake, though, because there's a high probability you could turn into Miss Piggy.
End your night with a nightcap and a sweet treat as we (hopefully) say cheers to our next President. Make your own here.
May the odds be ever in our favor this election day.