A certain good looking bloke once said, “We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast, but dammit! We can eat!”
And that ladies and gentlemen pretty much sums up Joey Tribbiani. The man who taught us the importance of ‘moo points’ is without doubt one of the most loved characters ever. So sit back, order a sub and see just what all you can learn from your favorite foodie of all time.
1. Priorities? He has them right.
Because what’s a wedding without cake? Seriously.
2. Never have regrets.
So what if you had a chocolate éclair for breakfast? With extra cream. And fries. And cinnamon. Well, you get the point.
3. Value the important things in life.
So your house is on fire and you can just save one thing. What do you? You save the sandwich, of course. What else is going to warm you at night?
4. Never order a pizza alone.
There is no greater betrayal than this, my friend. Satan has a special place in hell reserved for such people.
5. Preparedness is the key.
Sunglasses? Check. Wallet? Check. Forks? Check! Because hunger can strike anytime and anywhere. Literally.
6. Go buy your own fries dude.
Damn right you don’t. Not unless you’re in pain. And by pain, I mean the Cruciatus Curse, not the silver ties and cuffs. Capiche?
7. Sharing is caring. Not.
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