1. Oh yeah, today’s going to be a good day. I’m eating McDonald’s for a whole day. Be jealous of me, world.
2. Wow. This 8am is such a drag. I just want my McGriddle.
3. I should’ve skipped class. NO. No. FOCUS.
4. Class dismissed! MCGRIDDLE AND HASH BROWN COME TO MAMA.
5. I am way too excited for this. I need to calm the eff down.
6. Ooh. I need to order orange juice.
8. *bites into McGriddle* Oh sweet Mary, mother of Jesus.
9. This hash brown doe. OOH and this orange juice doe.
10. Man I should eat this more often. Nope. I lied. I feel kind of gross.
11. This is not how I’m supposed to feel just yet. I still have two more meals!
12. Is this how I’m going to feel for the rest of the day after every meal? Nahhh I’ll be fine.
13. This is fun. I can’t wait for lunch.
14. Shoot I hope they don’t remember me from breakfast.
15. Oh different workers. Phew.
16. Hmmmm… So many choices!
17. New day, new me. I’m treatin’ myself to a Happy Meal.
18. Oh snap. Mighty kids meal with 6 piece McNuggets? That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
19. I think I’ll get some apple slices, a “cutie”, and some apple juice to make myself feel healthier.
20. Yeah, fruits are healthy therefore, I am being healthy.
21. Goodness gracious. I could eat these fries and McNuggets all day, e’ryday.
22. I swear. They put crack in this or something.
23. Wait, I’ve never tried crack.
24. Whatever, this is so GOOD.
25. What the, my food’s gone already.
26. I need more.
27. No, no I don’t. I need a salad. I need those leafy greens.
28. Hmmm… should I get a salad for dinner?
29. *British accent* Why yes! What a brilliant idea!
30. No. Go away. What a terrible idea.
31. Say yes to the salad.
32. But is it worth it? *missy Elliot plays in head*
33. Sorry Missy, I’m going with the Hot n’ Spicy McChicken and fries.
34. Well geez, Louise. These buns are so disappointing.
35. *Chandler Bing voice* Can they be any flatter?
36. Oh hot diggity dog. These Hot n’ Spicy-s never fails me. *cries happy tear*
37. Oh hey! Shredded lettuce! Those are leafy greens, right?
38. *whispers* Yes.
39. Is it possible to get sick from all this McDonald’s?
40. I hope I don’t die in my sleep tonight from all these chemicals and who-knows-what.
41. My stomach feels really bloated. Hello.
43. I need to study but I really feel a major food coma heading my way.
44. I mustn’t sleep. Must. Stay. Strong.
45. I literally feel like a sack of potatoes, though.
47. Oh, a latte sounds good!
48. Okay. I’m getting coffee.
49. I hope Starbucks doesn’t have a long line…
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