We’ve all been there. It’s 2 am, you just got home, everything is spinning, and you’re ravenous. While most would order a couple boxes of pizza to split among friends, there are still some folks who would rather go home and cook up a storm to satisfy their drunch cravings.
When we drink, we feel invincible. We kid ourselves that we are perfectly capable of handling ourselves as we trip down the stairs. But just because we are not seeing 20/20 doesn’t mean we can’t make ourselves some food to eat like a boss. Steer clear of the oven, knives and stove and try these no-bake or microwaveable recipes. These recipes are drunch-certified and your apartment will not be burnt down in the process.
When you’re literally just too lazy and drunk to make it homemade. Upgrade it like this.
As long as you remember to remove your hand from the blender, you should be good to go with this recipe.
Put those leftover brownies to good use by getting your hands dirty with this recipe.
Pretzels will soak up all that alcohol, and candy is just plain good. Make yours like this.
The perfect excuse to eat raw cookie dough, just don’t tell your mom. Recipe here.
This rice crispy comes together in just 1 minute, and the microwave makes it so easy, even your drunk self can do it.
No oven, no problem.
We all want mexican food at night. This recipe requires you to just dump a bunch of stuff into a bowl.
All you have to do is pop some popcorn and top it with things like peanut butter + chocolate, or Rriacha + honey. Ugh, yes please.
This is definitely the most romantic and fancy snack you will ever make when drunk, but that doesn’t mean it’s hard.
In 20 minutes or less, you will be the life of the party.
Another microwave recipe and another win for you when you’re hammered. Especially if you’re basic and love pumpkin spice.
This baby is fancy enough to be served for guests, and easy enough to be made at 2 am.