So many outrageous things are happening during this election so we might as well enjoy it. Here’s a drinking game to help us all get through this ridiculous election. Soda works if you’re underage and remember to, no matter how old you are, drink responsibly.
Take a shot
1. Every time a crazy rumor spreads about Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz is Kevin Malone CONFIRMED https://t.co/3VhL5sZzxj
— Ross McBride (@rossmcbride13) February 26, 2016
2. Every time someone drops out.
3. Every time you want to leave the country.
4. Whenever Bernie talks about education or Wall Street.
5. Whenever someone says something questionable.
6. Every time there is a debate.
7. Every time you lose track of who is running for president.
8. Whenever Ted Cruz looks creepy.
9. Every time someone joins (or threatens to join) the race.
Take 2 shots
10. Every time a candidate becomes a meme.
11. Every time you have no idea what’s going on.
12. Every time something offensive comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth.
Re Megyn Kelly quote: "you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever" (NOSE). Just got on w/thought
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 8, 2015
13. Whenever someone says something painfully ignorant.
14. Whenever Marco Rubio is robotic.
Refill Your Drink
15. Every time a candidate talks with his/her hands.
16. Whenever anyone mentions immigrants or national security.
17. Each time Donald Trump says the word wall, Mexico or China.
18. Whenever Hillary tries to relate to the youths.
How does your student loan debt make you feel?
Tell us in 3 emojis or less.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 12, 2015
19. Every time something truly awkward happens.
20. Whenever Donald Trump brags about himself.
21. Every time the election turns into a pissing contest.
22. Every time Trump’s mouth resemble his eyes.
23. Every time a celebrity jumps into the fray.
24. Every time a candidate looks or makes people uncomfortable.
I'm uncomfortable every time Ted Cruz speaks. He sounds like he ate a bad grilled cheese and is dealing with his feelings about it.
— Jennifer (@JennIsExcellent) March 4, 2016
25. Every time you are overwhelmed with America’s election process.
BONUS Debate Round
Finish your drink every time:
26. A GOP debate gets out of control
27. Trump insults women
28. Two or more candidates get in an argument
29. Anyone mentions Barack Obama
30. Hillary laughs uncontrollably