Recently, Buzzfeed published 16 Stylish Products For Pizza Lovers – which got me thinking (in a Carrie Bradshaw inspired philosophical way), “Is it possible to live a life of food, all food, and nothing but food?”. Let us explore:
1. Phone cases
Let’s start the morning off right with a big bowl of fresh strawberries on our phones. Thanks to Society 6, you can print an image of basically any food item onto a phone case, but to make our moms proud, we decided to show a fruit variation.
It exists. Because OJ and brushing your teeth is possibly the worst combination to ever occur, Accoutrements has created a bacon flavored toothpaste which is sure to pair better with that fresh off the vine orange juice. They also make bacon flavored dental floss and bacon flavored toothpicks, for all of your dental needs.
It’s a PANINI NOTEBOOK. I would 100% respect a person who came into biochem with a ‘nini notebook. Good luck fighting off partners for group projects, because everyone wants to be your friend now.
Why stop at school supplies, let’s take it a step further with some serious hamburger swag. Thanks to Firebox, you can wear your favorite meal on your shirt now, and not in the sloppy eater way. Although a little steep, clocking in at $66.59, every penny will seem worth it when you walk in da club with these fine threads on.
Childhood flashback! This candy jewelry was all the rage, and there is no reason you shouldn’t be trendsetting and bringing it back. Is actual candy a little too literal for you? Fine, try out the cherry cheesecake earrings from Etsy, because you should absolutely have a mini cheesecake slice hanging from your ears at all times.
Nothing says pucker up like a brand new lip balm, especially when that lip balm is mac & cheese flavored! Thanks to Claire’s, you can be easy smackin’ all over the place.
7. Gym gear
Maybe you love food a little too much, so physical exercise is a must. No need to drop your foodie life when sweating at the gym, instead try this water bottle from Zazzle with delicious cookies on it. Nothing says “in moderation” like a water bottle with desserts printed on. Bonus: you can customize it!
Ok, let’s get serious. Sriracha has become its own food group. And alcohol is its own food group, too! So our best friends at UV came up with this glorious creation to satisfy every craving a college student has. Bloody Mary, meet your new BFF.
9. Room ambience (a.k.a candles!)
Want that freshly baked chocolate chip cookie smell all day, every day? Hershey’s has created the Holy Grail of candles in their Hershey’s syrup tin candles (sold at Urban Outfitters).
The sun has set and you’re calling it a night (hey, maybe the sun is rising and you’re just calling it a night, I don’t know your life). Throw that old teddy bear that has a ton of sentimental value out the window and curl up with a T-bone steak from Etsy!