It’s the weekend (or a Tuesday – I’m not judging) and since you are a hardworking college student with about a billion responsibilities, you deserve a drink g*ddamnit. Little did you know that your major can have a big impact on your go-to “turn up” juice.
Next time you attend a party, take a gander across the room and see if you and your friends are able to guess a person’s major by the drink in their hand. Hell, why not make a drinking game out of it?
Oh that local elderflower IPA is so mainstream now. I just discovered this new, totally organic fermented tea. Also this song you’re playing sounds sooo much better on vinyl.
Pre-Med: Tequila Shots
Everybody take a shot if you felt personally victimized by that chemistry exam.
Let’s face it, the only light you see during your Thursday clinical is knowing there is half a bottle of Barefoot Moscato chilling in your apartment.
Whether you like the taste of it or not just drink up. This is your future.
Nutrition & Dietetics: Sangria
See, by drinking this I am getting a LOT of extra antioxidants and nutrients from this fruit, plus it tastes DAMN GOOD.
Education: Jello Shots
Who says snack time just has to be for the kids?
Only you appreciate the history of one of the world’s first fermented drink. Plus you can make it in just 5 steps.
Political Science: Beer
Strictly American beer because you are patriotic AF.
Engineering: The Cheapest Vodka You Can Find
Let’s look at this logically: I want to get drunk, I don’t want to spend a lot of money, so this $7 handle of vodka should do the trick.
Undecided: Jungle Juice
If you could major in attending parties every night of the week, you would.
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