7. Mini Hagen Dazs Ice Cream
Cute in concept, but why? Harrington POD worker states, “The mini ice cream containers are only like three bites.” This is not the point of ice cream. Ice cream is the solace of all evil, and this mini ice cream container is evil. This will not suffice during my Netflix binge.
6. Easy Cheese
Cheese in a can. There is nothing right about this statement. “Artificial cheese flavor” is not real cheese. Just buy the mini bag of cheese bites, and move on. You’ll thank me later.
5. “Nibblers” Cheese Bites
Sitting right next to the “Hot Mama” Pickle, this luxurious snack of cheese bites finds its home…. to never leave. Not once have I seen anyone buy a little bag of cheese bites from the Harrington POD, and trust me I am there a lot. For the cheese lovers, I am right there with you to eat all the shredded cheese in a bag, but when cheese lovers are exposed by society with mini bags of cheese squares then I cannot give in. #letusbe
4. Almond Butter
Almond butter is great, don’t get me wrong. I just don’t think it is worth $17 to any college student. Broke or not, that’s like half of my points. Whoever does the market research for our student body, does not take into financial reports it appears.
Pickled…sausage? I have many questions for whoever decided this was a good idea. Not every cucumber-looking food should be pickled. Stick to vegetables.
2. StarKist Lunch-To-Go
StarKist thought every college student would need tuna in their life, so they made StarKist to-go. This was what contributed to my freshman floor smelling like tuna for a week…Sometimes I think I should buy tuna to go, and then I think: “hmmm…Bettah not.”
1. “Hot Mama” Pickle
A “Hot Mama” pickle is only for the bravest of the brave. The hot and spicy aroma is enough to make your eyes water. Not to mention the amount of pickle you have to consume. Definitely a Monsanto cucumber turned pickle. If you dare go to the Harrington POD, and feast your eyes on a “Hot Mama” think before you buy.