Candy hearts (or conversation hearts) were the best way to start up a convo with your crush in elementary school. Now that we’re in college, breaking the ice isn’t as simple as handing someone a candy heart that says “cutie pie” or “crazy 4 you,” but what if candy hearts were majors?
Spread some love and find bae by finding out what candy heart (or a cake that looks like a candy heart) you should give your crush based on your major.
“1+1=2 but without you, I’ve got nothing.”
“Are you a fungus? Cuz you’ve grown on me.”
“I’m a PC, but you’re the apple of my eye.”
“You must be Mona Lisa because you’re a work of art.”
“I would take you on a date, but Ochem…”
“Let me see what makes those neurons fire.”
“If you were a politician, I’d vote for you.”
“Help! I can’t walk! I’ve fallen for you.”
“Instead of picking a major, I pick you.”
But, if these don’t seem like the way to your one true love’s heart (because for some reason, your crush can’t appreciate a beautifully decorated cake), cook up some bacon mozzarella sticks. If that doesn’t work, then at least you have the ooey gooey deliciousness of bacon and mozzarella to comfort your heart.